An anoymous comment posted on the Fred Hotline last week sent a shock wave through the Greensboro offices. Earlier claims of "you suck" had mostly been disregarded by the Hotline staff, but a random remark about the blog "not being funny" really hit home.
"We're the real victims here. Up until a couple of days ago, we thought this stuff was funny. I mean we thought we killed," said a distraught FH staffer.
Fred B. Willie made a brief statement before attending an unidentified support group late Wednesday. "Who reads this crap anyway? Four million blogs on the internet and you're reading this one? What a total waste of your time. Who are they to say we suck? In fact who are they period? They're anonymous. We suck in a truly American way, like the new strike zone rules suck. We suck like Stevie Wonder getting front row seats to the NBA Finals sucks."
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The Fred Hotline is so funny it fried my dog's BRAIN!
Keep up the good work.
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