Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Thanksgiving in a Box

Thanksgiving in a Box Thanksgiving came in a box this year. It was down at the Piggly Wiggly, stacked with all the other Thanksgiving boxes, beside a Christmas display. There were turkey sandwiches covered with a corrugated, guaranteed stay-fresh wrap, and a bottle of cranberry soda as the turkey self-basted in the solid state microwave for eleven minutes It was 80ยบ outside as the Indians and the Pilgrims played soccer in the front yard. What did our forefathers do without Styrofoam? Randy Harris circa 1986

Friday, October 31, 2014

Happy Halloween

"Local man with box of candy cigarettes suddenly realizes it is politically incorrect to give them to anyone."