Mom doesn't always understand the bit, but she always commits to the bit.

Mom doesn't always understand the bit, but she always commits to the bit.

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Ghost Cat

Kimbo is alive and well. I got a visit from Kimbo Slice, the cat named after the UFC fighter, not the UFC fighter at 2 am last night. He disappeared seven months ago and was presumed dead. He came in and ate all the cat food in the house and it turns out he's still a dick. (This photo is a little blurry, it was taken at two o'clock in the morning and he maybe a ghost cat.

Jesus Murder Van

I want this

Tweetsie Railroad

It's a big day in Tweetsie's history. Sixty years ago- August 15, 1955 - Gene Autry agreed to sell Engine No. 12 "Tweetsie" to Grover Robbins!

Hell On Heels

The Best of the Greensboro 48HFP Filmmakers from across NC and Virginia spent the weekend of July 10-12 creating short films which were screened the following week. All of the registered teams completed films - 28 on time and 4 late films. We congratulate all of the participants for their great efforts and for providing us with wonderful entertainment. The judges have reviewed the films and now we will screen the films chosen for awards and find out which awards they receive! Join us at 7 p.m. Friday, Aug. 7 for a screening of "The Best of the Greensboro 48 Hour Film Project."

13th Pygmy Productions Presents "Hell On Heels"

https://vimeo.com/133760514

Production shot from "Hell On Heels"

Hell On Heels

they don't all have names

Bathroom Rules

Par Three Golf is the Best

Candy from Finland

My mom gave me some candy from Finland. It tastes awful. That red dot doesn’t taste anything like cherry. I thought the Finnish people made better candy than this.

Open-Mic Night

All my money problems are solved

Attention Dear Harris, How are you today? I did a lot of searching and prayers before choosing your contact from your country’s website link/ business internet register. It is with trust and sincerity that I approach you for assistance to transfer some funds into your foreign bank account. Please do accept my apologies if my mail does not meet your personal ethics. I want to introduce myself and this business opportunity to you. I am Barrister Grace Mike, A Legal practitioner in the Federal Republic of Togo. I hereby wish to inform you that a Family Estate inheritance Legacy of $10.500.000. Ten Million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars only belonging to Late Mr. Marshal Harris, was traced to your Name. I am represent you in making the claims and have the money transferred directly to you. Please indicate your interest so that i will give you more details and your percentage %. I await your immediate response. Thank You, Barrister Grace Mike ESQ

Classic Fred Hotlines

Either you get it or you don't

Art

"The Mummy Breakout" by Randy Harris age 10

college

I wasn't a very good student, but I got these bad ass drawings.

Drawings from my 1983 high school notebook.

Apple Watch has nothing on me

This is my watch design from high school in 1983.

art

2011 Kournikova Award

busker

Check out Johnny Bighead and the Mongoloids new CD “busker”.

2015 48 Hour Film Project

Golf Digest is reporting that drunk golfers hit on cart girls.

Breaking News Golf Digest is reporting that drunk golfers hit on cart girls. I smell a Pulitzer Prize for Investigative Reporting

1984 Pin Hole Camera Photo

High School Art Project