Saturday, November 26, 2011

Bachelorette Party Cake

Before you go judging me about this photo I want you to keep a few things in mind. This cake was made by a woman, for a woman, to celebrate the most special day in her life. What disturbs me that most about this Bachelorette party cake is the attention to detail. Ladies copy and paste this photo now, because I’m probably going to feel bad about posting it and I’ll remove it soon.

Monday, November 21, 2011

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Geico Trophy

Randy is holding the coveted Geico trophy at the 2009 Wyndham Championship.

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Damaged people are dangerous. They know they can survive.” –Josephine Hart

Saturday, September 17, 2011

The Serenity Prayer

During my brother’s recent hospitalization my family was visited by many people. A few of those folks were volunteer chaplains. We found them to offer little in the form of updates on my brother’s condition, but they all seemed sincere in their concern for our family, so we allowed them to sit with us and share whatever it was they felt like sharing. One of the gentlemen told us stories about high school football and that his favorite Bible verse was The Serenity Prayer. My Christian school teaching sister shot me a look as we both continued listening to the volunteer. We both knew that prayer does not appear in the good book. It was written by Reinhold Niebuhr or was it?

Monday, August 22, 2011

2011 Wyndham Championship

2011 Wyndham Championship winner Webb Simpson with his wife Dowd at the Sam Snead throphy presentation.

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Olafur Loftsson

The first player from Iceland to participate in a PGA TOUR event, Olafur Loftsson is seen here with Randy Harris in the Pro Shop at the Wyndham Championship. Loftsson was a sponsor exemption having won The Cardinal Amateur.

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Anna and Randy

Anna and Randy sharing a quiet moment at this year's Wyndham Championship.

Thursday, August 11, 2011

A Male Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "No!!! "

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-tittied broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer, and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and never dealt wih PMS or menopause and played poker and drove a Porsche and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam, chips, and beans and blew enormous farts and watched sports 24/7 and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was friggin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The end.