Thursday, November 27, 2014

Tubbs and Tinky Winky

Coming new this fall on CBS it’s “Tubbs and Tinky Winky”. Tubbs is an aging veteran police officer trying to make it through the day. Tinky Winky is a suicidal loose cannon. The two must find a way to work together if either of them is going to make it out alive.

Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Thanksgiving in a Box

Thanksgiving in a Box Thanksgiving came in a box this year. It was down at the Piggly Wiggly, stacked with all the other Thanksgiving boxes, beside a Christmas display. There were turkey sandwiches covered with a corrugated, guaranteed stay-fresh wrap, and a bottle of cranberry soda as the turkey self-basted in the solid state microwave for eleven minutes It was 80ยบ outside as the Indians and the Pilgrims played soccer in the front yard. What did our forefathers do without Styrofoam? Randy Harris circa 1986

Friday, October 31, 2014

Happy Halloween

"Local man with box of candy cigarettes suddenly realizes it is politically incorrect to give them to anyone."

Friday, September 19, 2014

Dance Floor Rules

(Now wait a minute, y'all This dance ain't for everybody Only the sexy people So all you fly mothers, get on out there and dance Dance, I said!)

Thursday, September 18, 2014

$954,000 Selfie

Randy with 2013 Wyndham Championship winner Patrick Reed. Randy is smiling because he is taking a selfie with the 2013 Wyndham Champion Patrick Reed and Redd is smiling because he was just handed a check for $954,000.

Tuesday, August 19, 2014

A Hoarder's Tale

I’ve been a photographer for thirty years and still have most of the negatives and slides that I’ve shot over the years. They are not well organized. They are in boxes, trays and envelopes. I’m not proud of this fact. Recently I’ve started to clean up a little bit and while doing so I ran across a set of negatives from a wedding that I shot almost twenty years ago. I wondered if this couple was still together and after a few internet searches I found out that they were still married. I thought about throwing them away, but then I thought about taking them to the couple that was only a few month away from their 20th anniversary. When I got to their house it looked like a scene from that show Hoarders and I couldn’t help but think that I had become part of some Hoarder's Circle of Life. These negatives have been in a pile in my home office space for almost twenty years and now they are going to spend the next twenty in this couple’s pile. I should have done use both a favor and thrown them away.

Thursday, August 07, 2014

Deleted Star Wars Scene Rotting Stormtroppers

Here’s what I spent part of my day thinking about. In Star Wars Episode Four the Millennium Falcon has been pulled into the Death Star by a tractor beam. To avoid detection, Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, Chewbacca and Obi-Wan hide in secret compartments made for smuggling. Once the ship lands, Stormtroopers are sent on board to search the craft. We hear some noise and then we see Han and Luke dressed like Stormtroppers. Here’s my question. Did they kill those guards or just tie them up somehow? If they killed them, then there are two rotting bodies in the belly of the Millennium Falcon. Maybe Han took the bodies out when he was loading his reward? This is a deleted scene I would like to see.