Wednesday, November 30, 2005

best work I've ever done

"Meatballs Part II is the best work I've ever done. What I don't understand though is why they removed the nudity. I was told the distributors wanted to make it into a children's film, but what we shot was nothing like what is on the screen. I hope, someday, they release the R rated version. It was the only time the nudity was 100% necessary."

Misty Rowe

Sunday, November 27, 2005


Anna Marie Josephine Cecelia von Kolnitz and Jonathan Scott Nunn have announced they are expecting their first child in July. I didn't have any file photos of the Nunnster changing diapers, so this will do. Posted by Picasa

untitled (because I'm to lazy to give it a name)

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Truth in Advertising

As I continue the theme of shots from my car window, I'd like to award the Fred Hotline "Truth in Adverting" Award to this company. I'm not really sure what they do, but with a tag line like "Our Business Sucks" give them a call. Posted by Picasa

Saturday, November 19, 2005

untitled (the sad photo)

I found this photo in a box of old Greater Greensboro Open photos. I guess it should make me laugh, but for some reason it just makes me sad. I though about not scanning it at all, but that wouldn't be fair to the rest of the you. I felt the need to share this with the rest of the world in the hope that maybe someone could find its humor. (I'm sure these guys wanted people to laugh at least near them. Clearly, you had to be there.) Posted by Picasa

Monday, November 14, 2005

balloon animal girl

As you can tell I have not been spending too much time on the Fred Hotline lately. I've been working on the Greater Greensboro Open Blog a lot and I just want to say I'm sorry to all of my loyal Hotline fan(s). I'll try to put more stuff here in the future. Until then I leave you with this photo I found in a box of GGO photos. I can't really prove it has anything to do with the tournament-but what a great photo. I love it. Posted by Picasa

Thursday, November 10, 2005


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when themes collide

every once in a while i kill to birds with a single stone as two of my favorite photographic themes collide Posted by Picasa

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

My mother-in-law is the witch on the left. Posted by Picasa

Sunday, October 30, 2005

Steve Austin photo Posted by Picasa

Check out the old school kicks. Posted by Picasa

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

I Didn't Even Get One of Those Stupid "I Voted" Stickers

When I vote in a primary municipal election I get the same smug sense of superiority that people that donate blood must feel.

Sunday, October 09, 2005

poor white trash pool party

Here's a picture from last year's Fred Hotline Christmas Party. Posted by Picasa

I'm going to put this photo up on my later today. I'll probably get hell for it, but I think it's funny. My Hotline readers let me get away with more than my golfer viewers do. Posted by Picasa

Saturday, October 08, 2005

Yeah, I rocked the mullet back in the day. You can all stop frontin' too. Back then clicks were into this, just like Vanilla Ice. You all know that you turn that song up when you're alone in the car. (This shot was sent in by one of the many PhD's that read this site.) Posted by Picasa

This lady was a big fan of Sergio at this year's Chrysler Classic. She had him sign her arm twice. (In case you are wondering, she's drinking a special BEvERage.) Posted by Picasa

I took this photo of UNC basketball coach Roy Williams last week at the Chrysler Classic of Greensboro. It's like he can tell I'm a Duke fan. Look how his eyes are burning a hole into my soul. (Or maybe that's the eye of the tiger.) Posted by Picasa

Saturday, September 17, 2005

Real Estate Tips from the Fredhotline

Tip #37

When printing out a description of your house to put outside in the "Take One" box-the one for information for prospective buyers-make sure you print up twice as many as you think you might need.

Your neighbors will be stealing the extra copies in the middle of the night to see how much you are selling your house for so they will know what the current rate for the neighborhood.


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Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Vince Snavely Gives Action Jackson 3 Stars

"It stars Carl Weathers, better known as Apollo Creed, as a super black cop who has to stop a ruthless madman who wants to take over the Detroit Car ManufacturerUnion."

Randy and Kelly

Kelly and Randy out at a local night spot. The funny thing is, this photo was taken in March. Posted by Picasa

Saturday, September 10, 2005

Spice World, It's No Action Jackson

I went to the Salvation Army Thirft store today and got a copy of Spice World. This movie is "packed with girl power!" I'm not sure what corsets and high heels have to be with empowering women, but I like it. (If you were wondering, the order in which I'd like to "date" the Spice Girls is as follows-Geri, Emma, Victoria, Geri and then Emma. I don't care for either of the Mels.) Posted by Picasa

TMW Project Untitled Number 2 Posted by Picasa

TMW Project Untitled Posted by Picasa

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Bullet Hole

This is part of my "Through My Car Window" series. Check out the bullet hole in the side of this car. At first I thought it was one of those stickers teens put on their cars, but it turned out to be real. It was one of four I counted. Posted by Picasa