Tuesday, November 13, 2007

John Bray Hitting a Mushroom with a Golf Club

I may have passed along a few of my bad habits to John Bray during our recent golf outing. He saw me hitting a few mushrooms and wanted to give it a try. What I love about this clip in the way in which John takes a practice swing before hitting the mushroom.

Saturday, November 03, 2007

This is How We Spent Our Halloween.

We gave candy to a couple of neighborhood kids and then we went to the mall. My sister Niki was dressed as a Yankee Candle employee.
One of these two is wearing a costume.

My Tigger at Target.

Monday, October 22, 2007

100,000.00 Yoda on eBay

This is why I shouldn't have money. I would so buy this.
"LIFE SIZE STAR WARS YODA 3D STATUE PROP Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace This is a rare limited edition life-size Yoda statue. Made for a Blockbuster promotion in 1999 and was never available for sale. It’s in a great condition. Stands on a black metal base and is secured tightly to the base. Robe is made of cotton material; his hair feels like real and great detail of his face. The Yoda figures are life-size, 36 inches in height. The stand is stamped with Star Wars Phantom Menace logo."

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Please Help Mike D Move

Mike D called me today and asked me if I would help him move on Sunday. I had to think fast, so I committed to producing a film six weeks ago so that I could get out of helping him move. Above is one of the story boards we had drawn just to fool Davis into thinking I really had plans for the weekend. Who does he think he is anyway, Kevin von der Lippe? Only von der Lippe would be too cheap to not hire movers and call his friend that's 100 pounds over weight with a heart problem to "lift heavy stuff".
So if you can help Mike move this weekend just give him a call.

Sunday, September 02, 2007

Saturday, August 25, 2007

Mike Davis is Very Handsome

The staff of the Fredhotline is very sorry for calling Mike D an idiot in an earlier post. We would like to state publicly that we do not think he is an idiot and that he is very handsome. (He also has a great head of hair for a man his age.)

Extreme Improv III

Sorry I don't have any sound. This is a singing contest. The Idiots have to sing a song made up on the spot from suggestion from the people in the crowd. (also his hands are duct taped behind him and people are throwing stuff at him.

Extreme Improv III

Extreme Improv III

Extreme Improv III

Coming to NBC this Fall, "Two Idiots and the Rapping Traffic Girl".

God I Look Old.

There now may be more photos of me and Lara on this site than photos of me an the Boss Lady.

Extreme Improv III

One of these guys is a professional idiot.

Five Deer

This is a photo of five deer standing in my backyard.

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Bill Murray DUI in a Golf Cart

"Bill Murray could face a drunken driving charge after cruising through downtown Stockholm in a golf cart and refusing to take a breath test, citing US law. Police officers spotted the actor early Monday in the slow-moving vehicle and noticed he smelled of alcohol when they pulled him over, said Detective-Inspector Christer Holmlund of the Stockholm police. "He refused to blow in the [breath test] instrument, citing American legislation," Holmlund said yesterday. "So we applied the old method -- a blood test. It will take 14 days before the results are in." Murray, who had been at a golf tournament in Sweden, signed a document admitting he was driving under the influence, and agreed to let a police officer plead guilty for him if the case goes to court, Holmlund said."

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Wednesday, August 15, 2007

More Fun Stuff from Mike D

Recently abandoned dryer refuses to take a stand on Iraq...

Thursday, August 09, 2007

Isn't Ironic

It's ironic that this peaceful protest was met by the use of force? Perhaps this was just another surge? The really funny part of all this is that the right to do shit like this is exactly why we are fighting. Maybe one day a guy in Iraq with be able to spray-paint some bullshit on an old dryer without fear. Maybe one day his neighbor will be able to call him an "asshole" and then tip that stupid dryer over.

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Political Washing Machine

"One of my neighbors put this out in front of their condo...

You know, you just don't see enough people expressing their political beliefs on appliances.

Mike Davis"

(Political Washing Machine, didn't they open for Ben Folds last Tuesday night at Walnut Creek?)
Now where are they going to find a matching dryer for that?

Monday, July 30, 2007

Wednesday, July 04, 2007

One Step Closer to Tommy Lee

The "Boss Lady" gets one step closer to Tommy as she meets Nikki Sixx in a LA steak house.

Randy's Donuts (LA 2006)

Missing Golf Partners

If you have seen my golf partners please give me a call at BR-549. A small reward is offered.
On a side note. I was watching America's Got Talent the other day and they had this group called the "2nd Story Guys". It was a group of four guys that ran around stage on stilts. I'm watching this and I thinking, those guys found three other guys to walk around on stilts with and I can't even find a couple of guys to play golf withon the weekend.