Sunday, March 06, 2005

My Answers to the Inside the Actors Studio Questions

The famous questions from Inside Actors Studio asked of every artist invited for an interview.

What is your favorite word? suddenly

What is your least favorite word? prerequisite

What turns you on? red hair, a big butt and a low tolerance for alcohol

What turns you off? bullies

What sound do you love? The sound a 2 liter bottle of Pepsi makes when you open it for the first time. pssssssttt

What sound do you hate? My wife's alarm clock with real nature sounds.

What is your favorite curse word? Stupid-shit

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Cowboy, rock star or hand model

What profession would you not like to participate in? paramedical

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "We've been expecting you. Your wife is running late."

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