Dave Walkerman returns to the 37th Annual Oh-My-God It's Early Tournament to defend his red sweater. Notice the yellow ball. Nice. 

Three Channels and a Test Pattern

I often find myself thinking of my childhood and remember events that I compare to the world in which I live today.

I do remember riding in the front seat of my mother's car, unrestrained, and hitting my head against the windshield and breaking it. I also remember my father being really mad, not about my well-being, but about replacing a windshield.

By today's standards this would be outrageous, but back then no one was using seat belts.

I can also remember a time when we only had three television channels and TV "went off" at the end of the day. You could stay up real late on the weekends and watch TV until it ended. They would show a flag waving, air planes flying and the National Anthem would be playing. After that the announcer would say, "This concludes our broadcast day."

We now live in a world were children never get to ride in the front seat and TV is always on.

I was going to write a funny caption for this photo of Randy, Mike and Dan, but I thought I'd tell a funny story instead. We had this 1970's Chairman's party for the GGCC back in 1999 and I guess all the guys thought that they needed a fro wig. Almost every guy there had one on. I talked to the clerk at Morris Costumes and he said we bought every wig they had. 

Randy Harris and Kurt Hoover on the set of the Dating Game. 

Travis Griggs and Kurt Hoover as Ghost Busters. 

emcee Doo-Doo Shit-fly with unidentified foxxy lady. (Notice the attention to detail. The fro pick is stuck in the hair and I love the white belt.) 

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Dave Walkerman Requested This One

I'd like to request the Fred Hotline featuring Susie Hawley and Naomi Reavis. The one that's dedicated to all men who ever been shit on by a woman, and the glue stick that died during it's inception.

That's how I'm feeling right now.

Create your Own Caption Contest 

"I may be working behind the counter of this mobile home supply store, but one day I'll know more about Labor economics than you." 

No drinking, no loitering and oh yeah, no weenie biting. 

Here we see Dave sleeping at Randy And Jeremy's apartment. You can tell Dave is a special guest because I have allowed him to use my best Star Wars blanket. 

Welcome to Larry Ward's happy place. 

Gumby Sex Doll

Kurt Hoover gave this to me for my birthday one year. He knew of my love of Gumby and he wanted to Pokey fun at me.

smile. circa Jan. 1991 

The Guilford Times was the "other" newsletter I worked on while living in Guilford dorm. 

Big Al is running for Freshman Vice-President. 

This is how I entertained myself before I got a girlfriend. 

I would often cover my roommates towel with sheets of paper to change the meeting of this slogan. It once read, "Let's do it on my towel in a tuba". He didn't like the one that read "Let's do it on my towel in Cuba". He told me, "No Randy, I am not a communist!" 

Randy Harris self-portrait circa 1988