Tuesday, June 20, 2006
Monday, June 19, 2006
One Step Closer to Tommy
Kelly went to LA looking for Tommy Lee and Nikki Sixx is as close as she could get.
Tuesday, June 13, 2006
Monday, June 12, 2006
Monday, June 05, 2006
Brokeback Mountain-The Musical
The funny thing about this photo is that he asked me to pose with him. (Nice shirt!)
A Pirate Looks at 40 (and maybe a little back hair)
So, this is something I do get to say everyday,"Excuse me sir, but my I take a picture of your back?"
Saturday, June 03, 2006
Sponsor Golf Days
This is a shot of Sponsor Golf Days for the Inaugural (That Means First J.Alex) April Fools Day Open.
Fredhotline's Wedding Tip #37
June is the time for weddings and we here at the Fredhotline wanted to share a helpful tip. It is tradition for the bride and groom to save the top part of their wedding cake so that they can throw it away a year later.
Dirty Joke of the Day
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that is has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just goodold-fashioned "stiff drink".
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that is has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just goodold-fashioned "stiff drink".
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world.
Friday, June 02, 2006
Tee Times (A One Act Play)
Some keep the Sabbath going to Church--
I keep it, staying at Home--
WIth a bobolink for a Chorister--
And an Orchard, for a Dome--
Emily Dickinson, 1862
fade in
We see our hero, Mike D. is seen here at his computer.
Mike D. "I would like to invite you heathans to spend Sunday a.m. enjoying some of God's most incredible creations...grass, trees, creeks, GPS enabled golf carts, etc."
(applause)
Mike D. "At least two of you on this list have brand spankin' new golf clubs (Nike be praised), and it's time to unleash the beast(s). Randy Harris and I will be holding a post-sunrise service/poor golfing exhibition this Sunday starting around 9:30 or so, depending upon tee time availability at Pleasant Ridge Golf Club, formerly Bel Aire. "
(pause)
Mike D. "Let me know if any of you would like to join us. Feel free to invite whomever (whoever? whoseever? however? ho-no, ho-yes), although I think I've included all of all of your friends.
Mike Davis"
(fade to black)
Again we find our hero at the keys of his computer
Mike D. "Confirmed so far: Randy Harris, Steven Shipman, Danny Hanood, John Hizer, Me.
We have tee times at 9:20 and 9:28, with three spots left to fill. Lemmeknow. "
Best excuse so far: David Freeman, "I'll be at God Damned Tweetsie Railroad."...apparently putting the Little Engine that Could through the test of all tests.
Worst waffling: Ben "Pussboy" Owen (did you really have to ask). "I'm not sure how drunk I'll get on Saturday night."
Fuck it...I'm in! Am I really so much worse than the J.Alex excuse?!?
Benjamin "
fade to black
I keep it, staying at Home--
WIth a bobolink for a Chorister--
And an Orchard, for a Dome--
Emily Dickinson, 1862
fade in
We see our hero, Mike D. is seen here at his computer.
Mike D. "I would like to invite you heathans to spend Sunday a.m. enjoying some of God's most incredible creations...grass, trees, creeks, GPS enabled golf carts, etc."
(applause)
Mike D. "At least two of you on this list have brand spankin' new golf clubs (Nike be praised), and it's time to unleash the beast(s). Randy Harris and I will be holding a post-sunrise service/poor golfing exhibition this Sunday starting around 9:30 or so, depending upon tee time availability at Pleasant Ridge Golf Club, formerly Bel Aire. "
(pause)
Mike D. "Let me know if any of you would like to join us. Feel free to invite whomever (whoever? whoseever? however? ho-no, ho-yes), although I think I've included all of all of your friends.
Mike Davis"
(fade to black)
Again we find our hero at the keys of his computer
Mike D. "Confirmed so far: Randy Harris, Steven Shipman, Danny Hanood, John Hizer, Me.
We have tee times at 9:20 and 9:28, with three spots left to fill. Lemmeknow. "
Best excuse so far: David Freeman, "I'll be at God Damned Tweetsie Railroad."...apparently putting the Little Engine that Could through the test of all tests.
Worst waffling: Ben "Pussboy" Owen (did you really have to ask). "I'm not sure how drunk I'll get on Saturday night."
Fuck it...I'm in! Am I really so much worse than the J.Alex excuse?!?
Benjamin "
fade to black
Sunday, May 21, 2006
Monday, May 01, 2006
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