Welcome to Larry Ward's happy place. 

Gumby Sex Doll

Kurt Hoover gave this to me for my birthday one year. He knew of my love of Gumby and he wanted to Pokey fun at me.

smile. circa Jan. 1991 

The Guilford Times was the "other" newsletter I worked on while living in Guilford dorm. 

Big Al is running for Freshman Vice-President. 

This is how I entertained myself before I got a girlfriend. 

I would often cover my roommates towel with sheets of paper to change the meeting of this slogan. It once read, "Let's do it on my towel in a tuba". He didn't like the one that read "Let's do it on my towel in Cuba". He told me, "No Randy, I am not a communist!" 

Randy Harris self-portrait circa 1988 

I was never cool in school. 

Create Your Own Caption Contest 

This is the only know photo of Brad Mitchell with a smile on his face. 

Turtle Head 

King Cobra-Dave let the smooth taste fool him. 

"Hand" Randy Harris self portrait circa 1991 

Untitled Randy Harris self portrait circa 1991 

Phil as camel boy. 

Kind Words from Dr. Bray

The Hotline is one of my fondest memories from college. It was more than a simple newsletter. It captured the zeitgeist of Guilford Hall and of a generation. But most of all it was fun. I find life has become way to serious and our debates way to acrimonious and personal. Although the Hotline often poked fun at people and events, I never found it mean-spirited no matter what R says (and I was in it more than once). I say: Up with Fred! It's high time we had some new issues to challenge our positions and make us laugh at the same time.

"The Day the Music Died" is the name of this piece created by a young Dr. Jeremy Winslow Bray while working on his masters at UNCG circa 1990. This mix-media work is an example of the Bray's desire to examine man's inhumanity to man. 

Randy Harris self-portrait entitled "hammer" circa 1991 

Tonight on a very special "One and a Half Men", Scott teaches John the value of sharing while solving crimes.