For Sale

$10,000 06' Suzuki GSXR 1000 Farmington, UT 84025 - Aug 7, 2006 2006 Suzuki 1000.

This bike is perfect! It has 1000 miles and has had its 500 mile dealer service. (Expensive) It's been adult ridden, all wheels have always been on the ground. I use it as a cruiser/commuter. I'm selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of a loving wife. Apparently "do whatever the f *** you want" doesn't mean what I thought. Call me, Steve.

(Ben sent this to me. I thought my reader(s) would like it.)

Please Help Mike D Find a New Home, I Mean Bar

"I've never done this before, so I'm really taking a chance here. I always made fun of others that went searching for their dream bar on-line. But, I recently ended a long-term relationship with what was once the bar of my dreams. I'm now looking for a watering hole to fill the lonely void left by my old drinking establishment, who will remain nameless (Keegan's).

Sure, we had our ups and downs. She'd close for no reason...just disappear for a few days, but then her return would make everything all better. Maybe it's her age that has made her hard of hearing, forgetful, and inattentive. Lately, her mood swings and lack of interest in meeting my needs have made it necessary for me to search elsewhere for satisfaction.

All I ask for is a place where my friends and I can gather, drink a cheap beer or twelve, and enjoy a great round of Golden Tee golf. An occasional chicken wing or cheese stick is always appreciated. And a jukebox. Should be within stumbling distance of one of our houses. A deck is always nice. Hmmmmmmmm. Maybe I am high maintenance.

If you think you could be the bar for me please call. I'd love to meet you for a drink.

Until we meet...

Mike Davis"

Because Nothing Says "Punk Rock" Like State Farm

 

The Boss Lady Took This One

 

Bad Girls

 

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Monkey Maze

 

Fried Dough

 

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Good Ole Days

 

Two Men and a Jawa

Tune into CBS this Fall for the new season of Two Men and a Jawa. Watch as two slackers take on the growing pains of their little friend. Ryan Seacrest guest stars.

 

unidentified feminist returns

An unidentified feminist tells the Fred Hotline, "You're Number One."

 

 

 

Joke of the Day

A snake walks into a bar and the bartender says "what's your poison?"

 

Mike D May Be Our Only Fan?

Since Mike D may be the only person reading this blog at this point, here's a photo of Mike D. (Mike D-Just because I posted a couple of photos of you on my blog doesn't mean I love You! So shut the #@*& up.)

 

Write You Own Caption Contest

 

Blair Park Golf Course-Local Rules

A ball striking towers, insulators, or wires must be replayed (no penalty).

 

Blair Park Golf Course

10th fairway at Blair Park Golf Course in High Point, North Carolina.

 

Happy 4th of July

This is one of my favorite Greater Greensboro Open program covers. It is the 1976 cover with the bicentennial design on it. The theme of "The Declaration of Springtime" was used throughout the program and on many of the promotionial items for that year.

The 39th Greater Greensboro Open took place on March 29-April 4, 1976 and was the last year the event was held at Sedgefield Country Club.

This program has a welcome letter from Mayor Jim Melvin, an ad from WFMY TV that features Woody Durham and Johnny Phelps and wonderful photos of the 1976 GGO Hostess-including Miss GGO 1976 Julie Redd. The program describes her as "A pretty brunette who never meets a stranger."

On page 18 of this program there is an ad for the 1976 commemorative decanter. The golf bag shaped decanter features the same "The Declaration of Springtime" themed logo and has the crest now most closely associated with the Green Coat Club.

This bottle was produced by Old Mr. Boston Distillers and contained what the ad refers to as "the very finest 100-month-old Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey." Only 6,000 were made and the molds were destroyed.

The best part is the autographs page listing all the celebrities at the Greater Greensboro Open in 1976. The list includes Roy Clark, James Garner, Jerry Lewis, Jimmy Dean, Larry Gatlin, George Lindsay, Donna Fargo, Don Knotts, B.J. Thomas and Evil Knievel. 

 

 

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...candy gram

 

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