when themes collide

every once in a while i kill to birds with a single stone as two of my favorite photographic themes collide 

My mother-in-law is the witch on the left. 

Steve Austin photo 

Check out the old school kicks. 

I Didn't Even Get One of Those Stupid "I Voted" Stickers

When I vote in a primary municipal election I get the same smug sense of superiority that people that donate blood must feel.

poor white trash pool party

Here's a picture from last year's Fred Hotline Christmas Party.

I'm going to put this photo up on my www.ggoblogger.blogspot.com later today. I'll probably get hell for it, but I think it's funny. My Hotline readers let me get away with more than my golfer viewers do. 

Yeah, I rocked the mullet back in the day. You can all stop frontin' too. Back then clicks were into this, just like Vanilla Ice. You all know that you turn that song up when you're alone in the car. (This shot was sent in by one of the many PhD's that read this site.) 

This lady was a big fan of Sergio at this year's Chrysler Classic. She had him sign her arm twice. (In case you are wondering, she's drinking a special BEvERage.) 

I took this photo of UNC basketball coach Roy Williams last week at the Chrysler Classic of Greensboro. It's like he can tell I'm a Duke fan. Look how his eyes are burning a hole into my soul. (Or maybe that's the eye of the tiger.) 

Real Estate Tips from the Fredhotline

Tip #37

When printing out a description of your house to put outside in the "Take One" box-the one for information for prospective buyers-make sure you print up twice as many as you think you might need.

Your neighbors will be stealing the extra copies in the middle of the night to see how much you are selling your house for so they will know what the current rate for the neighborhood.

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untitled (circa 1990)

Vince Snavely Gives Action Jackson 3 Stars

"It stars Carl Weathers, better known as Apollo Creed, as a super black cop who has to stop a ruthless madman who wants to take over the Detroit Car ManufacturerUnion."

Randy and Kelly

Kelly and Randy out at a local night spot. The funny thing is, this photo was taken in March.

Spice World, It's No Action Jackson

I went to the Salvation Army Thirft store today and got a copy of Spice World. This movie is "packed with girl power!" I'm not sure what corsets and high heels have to be with empowering women, but I like it. (If you were wondering, the order in which I'd like to "date" the Spice Girls is as follows-Geri, Emma, Victoria, Geri and then Emma. I don't care for either of the Mels.)

TMW Project Untitled Number 2 

TMW Project Untitled 

Bullet Hole

This is part of my "Through My Car Window" series. Check out the bullet hole in the side of this car. At first I thought it was one of those stickers teens put on their cars, but it turned out to be real. It was one of four I counted.

Bullet Hole Close Up

Bullet hole close up.

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untitled (Sept. 1995) 

untitled (Sept. 1995) 

Action Jackson Trivia

The car seen at the mansion, the Halley, is actually a 1987 Pontiac Fiero with body effects that make the car resemble a Ferrari Testarossa coupe.

This is how most of my fourth shots looked on Saturday. 

Dr. Jeremy W. Bray on the back nine. 

This is part of a new photographic series I am shooting. The only rule is that the photos must be taken from the front seat of my car. This first image shows the recent problems we've had with fuel. 

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This is part of my abandoned furniture series. Circa 1990.

Congratulations Spike

The Fred Hotline staff would like to say congratulations to my mother-in-law Spike on her recent hole-in-one. This is the second time she has done this. (What is she trying to prove?)

Kelly and Dave Ride Escalator

I'm not calling her a stalker, but here's Kelly goofing off with Dave on the escalator. (I also had to overcome by fear of escalatoers to take this shot riding backwards.)

Dave and Kelly

Dave Bird poses with Kelly Eakes Harris at the Turner South event held at the Hanes mall.