The flamingo attacked Scott. On this point all the witnesses agreed. Unfortunately, it was an endangered flamingo. Thus, after beating the bird to death with his putter, he was arrested by the FBI and later served five years in a federal penitentiary.
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The flamingo attacked Scott. On this point all the witnesses agreed. Unfortunately, it was an endangered flamingo. Thus, after beating the bird to death with his putter, he was arrested by the FBI and later served five years in a federal penitentiary.
I will now allow the flamingo to demonstrate exactly how far this putter can be noodled into ... hey, I said no cameras!!!
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