Mike Davis Birthday Party Photos

More Photos of Mike D

One of my many readers called me at work today to complain that there were no new photos of Mike Davis on the Fred Hotline. Well, we would never want to live in a world like that so here are a few more photos of Mike D. in action.

Mike Davis Turns 40

These are just a few of the shots from Mike D's 40th birthday party that could not be shown on the Greater Greensboro Open Blog. Enjoy

The Following Events Are Based on a True Story

I'm on this walk with my wife and my in-laws when we spot a troop of monkeys. I guess it's a troop, or it could be a barrel. You know, like a murder of crows, an array of hedgehogs or a bloat of hippopotamuses right?

Anyway, I look at the main monkey and give him the cool-guy-head-tilt-thing “What's up?” look and he gives me the cool return “What's up?' head-bob-thing and I know we're cool. We're cool until Spike, my mother-in-law, is like “Hey, look at those monkeys!” and starts to walk over to them. I said “Spike don't. Those monkeys will mess you up.”

Now that I think back on it I wasn't very convincing. In my heart I really wanted to see what would happen when my mother-in-law came in contact with the barrel of monkeys. So she goes over and says “Well hello there” in her really high pitched tone and yeah it made the monkeys mad and they picked her up and carried her off.

Later, at the fish place, we went ahead and ordered Spike some hushpuppies and a water with lemon. We waited for about half an hour before the EMTs and the animal control people brought her back. They were asking her a bunch of monkey related questions.

I took a picture of Spike there on the patio of the seafood place answering the animal control lady's questions. They both looked at me in shock as if I had just done something really offensive. I just looked at them both and said it was for insurance purposes. It wasn't. I just wanted to remember the day my mother-in-law got carried off by a carload of monkeys. I told her they would mess her up.

Hizer Demoralized Davis (Right in Front of Harris)

In a dramatic change of events, the perennial trophy winner Randy “Fancy” Harris was shut out of the final non sequitur trophy contest of 2007. A mysterious competitor from the East named John Hizer was victorious on the last day of 2007.
Hizer pressured a broken Mike Davis up to the 18th green. Davis, who lead the match at the turn by a stroke over Harris and 6 strokes over Hizer, showed signs of fatigue after weeks of being demoralized at the hands of Fancy's superior play. The crowds at Crooked Tree Golf Course have grown accustomed to the high level of play from Harris and Davis over the remaining contests of the 2007 schedule.

Comparisons to Jack and Arnie were made early in the season, starting when Davis improved his putting stroke and was able to control his powerful drives. Patience was the most valuable club in the bag during this three way tug-of-war for supremacy as Davis and Hizer waited for Harris to defeat himself. While Harris and Hizer had never competed before this match, word of Fancy's struggles with Crooked Tree's 15th hole had obviously proceeded him. Harris managed to bring the water into play on every shot on 15, including on the putting surface, as he put three balls into the drink and carded a 12, thus ending his chances of taking home the coveted prize.

In a truly ironic twist Mike D's putting abandoned him on the putting green as he met the younger, better looking Hizer for a tie breaking putt off. Davis was praised weeks earlier for his improved putting stroke only to see it forsake him with the coveted non sequitur prize on the line.

2007 Hilton Head

John Bray Hitting a Mushroom with a Golf Club

I may have passed along a few of my bad habits to John Bray during our recent golf outing. He saw me hitting a few mushrooms and wanted to give it a try. What I love about this clip in the way in which John takes a practice swing before hitting the mushroom.

This is How We Spent Our Halloween.

We gave candy to a couple of neighborhood kids and then we went to the mall. My sister Niki was dressed as a Yankee Candle employee.
One of these two is wearing a costume.

My Tigger at Target.

Happy Halloween

South of the Border

South of the Border

T-Shirt Shop

This is one the many fine stores at South of the Border.

100,000.00 Yoda on eBay

This is why I shouldn't have money. I would so buy this.

"LIFE SIZE STAR WARS YODA 3D STATUE PROP Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace This is a rare limited edition life-size Yoda statue. Made for a Blockbuster promotion in 1999 and was never available for sale. It’s in a great condition. Stands on a black metal base and is secured tightly to the base. Robe is made of cotton material; his hair feels like real and great detail of his face. The Yoda figures are life-size, 36 inches in height. The stand is stamped with Star Wars Phantom Menace logo."

Boo Brothers Production Photo

Stormtroopers at the bookstore

Stormtrooper at the bookstore

Dave, John and Jeremy

I think this is the bathroom at the Zoo.

Norman 1993-2007

Please Help Mike D Move

Mike D called me today and asked me if I would help him move on Sunday. I had to think fast, so I committed to producing a film six weeks ago so that I could get out of helping him move. Above is one of the story boards we had drawn just to fool Davis into thinking I really had plans for the weekend. Who does he think he is anyway, Kevin von der Lippe? Only von der Lippe would be too cheap to not hire movers and call his friend that's 100 pounds over weight with a heart problem to "lift heavy stuff".

So if you can help Mike move this weekend just give him a call.

Wienermobile

Wienermobile

Wienermobile

Wienermobile

Wienermobile

Create Your Own Caption/Mean Comment Contest

Sometimes I just put stuff on here to make it easy for others to come up with smart ass comments.

Cousin Kenny Took This Shot of Our Grandmother

Mike Davis is Very Handsome

The staff of the Fredhotline is very sorry for calling Mike D an idiot in an earlier post. We would like to state publicly that we do not think he is an idiot and that he is very handsome. (He also has a great head of hair for a man his age.)

Extreme Improv III

Sorry I don't have any sound. This is a singing contest. The Idiots have to sing a song made up on the spot from suggestion from the people in the crowd. (also his hands are duct taped behind him and people are throwing stuff at him.

Extreme Improv III

Extreme Improv III

Extreme Improv III

Coming to NBC this Fall, "Two Idiots and the Rapping Traffic Girl".

God I Look Old.

There now may be more photos of me and Lara on this site than photos of me an the Boss Lady.

Extreme Improv III

One of these guys is a professional idiot.

Five Deer

This is a photo of five deer standing in my backyard.

Bill Murray DUI in a Golf Cart

"Bill Murray could face a drunken driving charge after cruising through downtown Stockholm in a golf cart and refusing to take a breath test, citing US law. Police officers spotted the actor early Monday in the slow-moving vehicle and noticed he smelled of alcohol when they pulled him over, said Detective-Inspector Christer Holmlund of the Stockholm police. "He refused to blow in the [breath test] instrument, citing American legislation," Holmlund said yesterday. "So we applied the old method -- a blood test. It will take 14 days before the results are in." Murray, who had been at a golf tournament in Sweden, signed a document admitting he was driving under the influence, and agreed to let a police officer plead guilty for him if the case goes to court, Holmlund said."

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http://www.boston.com/news/globe/living/articles/2007/08/23/facing_dui_in_golf_cart/

More Fun Stuff from Mike D

Recently abandoned dryer refuses to take a stand on Iraq...

Isn't Ironic

It's ironic that this peaceful protest was met by the use of force? Perhaps this was just another surge? The really funny part of all this is that the right to do shit like this is exactly why we are fighting. Maybe one day a guy in Iraq with be able to spray-paint some bullshit on an old dryer without fear. Maybe one day his neighbor will be able to call him an "asshole" and then tip that stupid dryer over.

Political Washing Machine

"One of my neighbors put this out in front of their condo...

You know, you just don't see enough people expressing their political beliefs on appliances.

Mike Davis"

(Political Washing Machine, didn't they open for Ben Folds last Tuesday night at Walnut Creek?)

Now where are they going to find a matching dryer for that?