(Commissioner)Jeremy, First, let me congratulate you on your eating competition trophy! Well done there. Second, your tome here had me tearing up with laughter. Third, may I humbly request that the handicapping plans be altered to include the drinking competition, i.e. perhaps a set amount of handicap units that are bestowed upon each competitor to be applied either for golf or for the drinking competition following Saturday's round of golf? Far be it for me to alter this stellar plan, however I selfishly want to get in the game, and I am going to need some "strokes" (ounces).
Chad
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