Press Release

For Immediate Release
Fred Hotline announces Friday that it is now responsible for 3% of crap on internet.

Greensboro, N.C.- March 25, 2005 - Fred Hotline announced Friday that it is now solely responsible for 3 percent of the crap found on the internet. The Fred Hotline is of course most widely known for its infamous college newsletter appearing in the mid 80's and disappearing about the same time as parachute pants.

Hotline spokesman, Fred B Willie, had this to say, "Yeah, we where running low on content until I caught my wife throwing out a whole bunch of perfectly good Hotlines. I'm thinking why make up new stuff when you can rerun this old crap and call it retro?"