Saturday, March 28, 2015
Wednesday, March 18, 2015
Golf Digest is reporting that drunk golfers hit on cart girls.
Breaking News Golf Digest is reporting that drunk golfers hit on cart girls. I smell a Pulitzer Prize for Investigative Reporting
Thursday, February 26, 2015
Tuesday, February 10, 2015
Sunday, December 21, 2014
Tuesday, December 09, 2014
Wednesday, December 03, 2014
Thursday, November 27, 2014
Tubbs and Tinky Winky
Coming new this fall on CBS it’s “Tubbs and Tinky Winky”. Tubbs is an aging veteran police officer trying to make it through the day. Tinky Winky is a suicidal loose cannon. The two must find a way to work together if either of them is going to make it out alive.
Tuesday, November 25, 2014
Thanksgiving in a Box
Thanksgiving in a Box
Thanksgiving came in a box this year.
It was down at the Piggly Wiggly,
stacked with all the other Thanksgiving boxes,
beside a Christmas display.
There were turkey sandwiches
covered with a corrugated, guaranteed stay-fresh wrap,
and a bottle of cranberry soda
as the turkey self-basted
in the solid state microwave for eleven minutes
It was 80ยบ outside
as the Indians and the Pilgrims
played soccer in the front yard.
What did our forefathers do without Styrofoam?
Randy Harris circa 1986
Saturday, November 15, 2014
Friday, October 31, 2014
Happy Halloween
"Local man with box of candy cigarettes suddenly realizes it is politically incorrect to give them to anyone."
Tuesday, October 21, 2014
Thursday, October 09, 2014
Wednesday, October 08, 2014
Monday, September 22, 2014
Friday, September 19, 2014
Dance Floor Rules
(Now wait a minute, y'all
This dance ain't for everybody
Only the sexy people
So all you fly mothers, get on out there and dance
Dance, I said!)
Thursday, September 18, 2014
$954,000 Selfie
Randy with 2013 Wyndham Championship winner Patrick Reed. Randy is smiling because he is taking a selfie with the 2013 Wyndham Champion Patrick Reed and Redd is smiling because he was just handed a check for $954,000.
Sunday, September 14, 2014
Wednesday, September 10, 2014
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