Wednesday, March 18, 2015

Golf Digest is reporting that drunk golfers hit on cart girls.

Breaking News Golf Digest is reporting that drunk golfers hit on cart girls. I smell a Pulitzer Prize for Investigative Reporting

Thursday, November 27, 2014

Tubbs and Tinky Winky

Coming new this fall on CBS it’s “Tubbs and Tinky Winky”. Tubbs is an aging veteran police officer trying to make it through the day. Tinky Winky is a suicidal loose cannon. The two must find a way to work together if either of them is going to make it out alive.

Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Thanksgiving in a Box

Thanksgiving in a Box Thanksgiving came in a box this year. It was down at the Piggly Wiggly, stacked with all the other Thanksgiving boxes, beside a Christmas display. There were turkey sandwiches covered with a corrugated, guaranteed stay-fresh wrap, and a bottle of cranberry soda as the turkey self-basted in the solid state microwave for eleven minutes It was 80ยบ outside as the Indians and the Pilgrims played soccer in the front yard. What did our forefathers do without Styrofoam? Randy Harris circa 1986

Friday, October 31, 2014

Happy Halloween

"Local man with box of candy cigarettes suddenly realizes it is politically incorrect to give them to anyone."

Friday, September 19, 2014

Dance Floor Rules

(Now wait a minute, y'all This dance ain't for everybody Only the sexy people So all you fly mothers, get on out there and dance Dance, I said!)

Thursday, September 18, 2014

$954,000 Selfie

Randy with 2013 Wyndham Championship winner Patrick Reed. Randy is smiling because he is taking a selfie with the 2013 Wyndham Champion Patrick Reed and Redd is smiling because he was just handed a check for $954,000.