Armored Car

I saw this armored car parked outside of Hooters tonight. I'm pretty sure the armor is fake. Now that I think about it, this wasn't the only fake thing I saw at Hooters tonight.

four flowers

Things you can't unsee

John Currin "Bea Arthur Naked," oil on canvas, Painted in 1991.

Ice cream treats for your dog

This just doesn't seem right.

Mint Juleps Fountain

Great Golf Outing Last Place Prize

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mommy art

Sammy Sammy Sammy

Let the midlife crisis begin

Cal Ripken Jr.

2013 Mardi Gras at Castle McCulloch

Deep fried with a beer can stuck up your butt

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2013 Great Golf Outing

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almost something

I don’t see this as a debate anymore. We are not talking about this problem in a meaningful way. I think it’s time for us to admit that we cannot rise above this issue and accept the fact that we live in a country where these things happen. We need to teach our children that it is possible that they will be shot at church, at the movies or at school. This is the price that you pay to live with the freedom that this land provides. Perhaps we should stop looking at apes or bones in the ground and use this to disprove the theory of evolution.

Merry Christmas from the Fred Hotline