Hell On Heels

they don't all have names

Bathroom Rules

Par Three Golf is the Best

Candy from Finland

My mom gave me some candy from Finland. It tastes awful. That red dot doesn’t taste anything like cherry. I thought the Finnish people made better candy than this.

Open-Mic Night

All my money problems are solved

Attention Dear Harris, How are you today? I did a lot of searching and prayers before choosing your contact from your country’s website link/ business internet register. It is with trust and sincerity that I approach you for assistance to transfer some funds into your foreign bank account. Please do accept my apologies if my mail does not meet your personal ethics. I want to introduce myself and this business opportunity to you. I am Barrister Grace Mike, A Legal practitioner in the Federal Republic of Togo. I hereby wish to inform you that a Family Estate inheritance Legacy of $10.500.000. Ten Million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars only belonging to Late Mr. Marshal Harris, was traced to your Name. I am represent you in making the claims and have the money transferred directly to you. Please indicate your interest so that i will give you more details and your percentage %. I await your immediate response. Thank You, Barrister Grace Mike ESQ

Classic Fred Hotlines

Either you get it or you don't

Art

"The Mummy Breakout" by Randy Harris age 10

college

I wasn't a very good student, but I got these bad ass drawings.

Drawings from my 1983 high school notebook.

Apple Watch has nothing on me

This is my watch design from high school in 1983.

art

2011 Kournikova Award

busker

Check out Johnny Bighead and the Mongoloids new CD “busker”.