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Candy from Finland

My mom gave me some candy from Finland. It tastes awful. That red dot doesn’t taste anything like cherry. I thought the Finnish people made better candy than this.

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All my money problems are solved

Attention Dear Harris, How are you today? I did a lot of searching and prayers before choosing your contact from your country’s website link/ business internet register. It is with trust and sincerity that I approach you for assistance to transfer some funds into your foreign bank account. Please do accept my apologies if my mail does not meet your personal ethics. I want to introduce myself and this business opportunity to you. I am Barrister Grace Mike, A Legal practitioner in the Federal Republic of Togo. I hereby wish to inform you that a Family Estate inheritance Legacy of $10.500.000. Ten Million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars only belonging to Late Mr. Marshal Harris, was traced to your Name. I am represent you in making the claims and have the money transferred directly to you. Please indicate your interest so that i will give you more details and your percentage %. I await your immediate response. Thank You, Barrister Grace Mike ESQ

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