Fred Hotline: 2006

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

"Bitter & Twisted" at this Year's Xmas Shopping Extravaganza

Ben Owen at this Year's Xmas Shopping Extravaganza

Heberble and D's Xmas Shopping Extravaganza

Every season has its traditions. Doug and Mike D would like to invite you to ours. So after you get through mounting the Christmas Goat, singing the Chanukah rooster, or riding the Kwanza Camel, we invite you to join us for our annual Xmas shopping adventure.

We'll be at Dunderbak's at the mall tomorrow at 5:30 pm for beers and brats. After we tire of looking at the wall of beer we'll saunter upstairs to Frank and Stein. Then back down to Dunderbak's. We will repeat as often as necessary. For those of you versed in reading between the lines, yes, you are correct...our Xmas shopping is comprised entirely of beer drinking and M.I.L.F. watching.

(This Just In)

Mike D and Doug apologized for the brief interruption of this tradition last year, but we have committed ourselves to carrying the torch of this the most cherished of all Christmas traditions...

Those of you afraid of having to walk too much...Frank & Stein's has closed down, so we will remain firmly planted at Dunderbaks celebrating 'Christmas around the world' via a sampling of international beers.The view is good from Dunderbaks. We expect all of you to be there. Failure to be there makes the baby jesus cry.

Saturday, November 11, 2006

#37

Try This At Home

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Story Time with Ben Owen

Some of you may know my ex-wife. She had started taking flying lessons about the time our divorce started and she got her license shortly before our divorce was final, later that same year.

Yesterday afternoon, she narrowly escaped injury in the aircraft she was piloting when she was forced to make an emergency landing in northern Indiana because
of bad weather. Some could call it a crash; an accident at the least. National Transportation Safety Board officials have issued a preliminary determination citing pilot error contributed to the accident, and
she was flying a single engine aircraft.
(File photo of Ben with unidentified
feminist.) It was a basic model, at best, in IFR (instrument flight rating) conditions while only having obtained a VFR (visual flight rating)
rating.

The absence of a post-crash fire was likely due to insufficient fuel on board. No one on the ground was injured. Photographs below were taken at the scene show the extent of damage to her aircraft.She was very lucky.

I don't care who you are, this was funny!!!!!