best work I've ever done

"Meatballs Part II is the best work I've ever done. What I don't understand though is why they removed the nudity. I was told the distributors wanted to make it into a children's film, but what we shot was nothing like what is on the screen. I hope, someday, they release the R rated version. It was the only time the nudity was 100% necessary."

Misty Rowe

Congratulations

Anna Marie Josephine Cecelia von Kolnitz and Jonathan Scott Nunn have announced they are expecting their first child in July. I didn't have any file photos of the Nunnster changing diapers, so this will do.

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Truth in Advertising

As I continue the theme of shots from my car window, I'd like to award the Fred Hotline "Truth in Adverting" Award to this company. I'm not really sure what they do, but with a tag line like "Our Business Sucks" give them a call. 

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I found this photo in a box of old Greater Greensboro Open photos. I guess it should make me laugh, but for some reason it just makes me sad. I though about not scanning it at all, but that wouldn't be fair to the rest of the you. I felt the need to share this with the rest of the world in the hope that maybe someone could find its humor. (I'm sure these guys wanted people to laugh at least near them. Clearly, you had to be there.) 

balloon animal girl

As you can tell I have not been spending too much time on the Fred Hotline lately. I've been working on the Greater Greensboro Open Blog a lot and I just want to say I'm sorry to all of my loyal Hotline fan(s). I'll try to put more stuff here in the future. Until then I leave you with this photo I found in a box of GGO photos. I can't really prove it has anything to do with the tournament-but what a great photo. I love it. 

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when themes collide

every once in a while i kill to birds with a single stone as two of my favorite photographic themes collide 

My mother-in-law is the witch on the left.