Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Please Help Mike D Find a New Home, I Mean Bar

"I've never done this before, so I'm really taking a chance here. I always made fun of others that went searching for their dream bar on-line. But, I recently ended a long-term relationship with what was once the bar of my dreams. I'm now looking for a watering hole to fill the lonely void left by my old drinking establishment, who will remain nameless (Keegan's).

Sure, we had our ups and downs. She'd close for no reason...just disappear for a few days, but then her return would make everything all better. Maybe it's her age that has made her hard of hearing, forgetful, and inattentive. Lately, her mood swings and lack of interest in meeting my needs have made it necessary for me to search elsewhere for satisfaction.

All I ask for is a place where my friends and I can gather, drink a cheap beer or twelve, and enjoy a great round of Golden Tee golf. An occasional chicken wing or cheese stick is always appreciated. And a jukebox. Should be within stumbling distance of one of our houses. A deck is always nice. Hmmmmmmmm. Maybe I am high maintenance.

If you think you could be the bar for me please call. I'd love to meet you for a drink.

Until we meet...

Mike Davis"

Monday, September 04, 2006

Good Ole Days

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Two Men and a Jawa

Tune into CBS this Fall for the new season of Two Men and a Jawa. Watch as two slackers take on the growing pains of their little friend. Ryan Seacrest guest stars.
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unidentified feminist returns

An unidentified feminist tells the Fred Hotline, "You're Number One."
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Joke of the Day

A snake walks into a bar and the bartender says "what's your poison?"
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Mike D May Be Our Only Fan?

Since Mike D may be the only person reading this blog at this point, here's a photo of Mike D. (Mike D-Just because I posted a couple of photos of you on my blog doesn't mean I love You! So shut the #@*& up.)
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Write You Own Caption Contest

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Blair Park Golf Course-Local Rules

A ball striking towers, insulators, or wires must be replayed (no penalty).
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Blair Park Golf Course

10th fairway at Blair Park Golf Course in High Point, North Carolina.
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